Too Funny!

10. “They told me at the blood bank this might happen.”

9. “This is just a 15 minute power-nap as described in that time management course you sent me.”

8. “Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out You probably got here just in time!”

7. “I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.”

6. “I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.”

5. “I was doing Yoga exercises to relieve work-related stress.”

4. “Damn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.”

3. “The coffee machine is broken…”

2. “Someone must’ve put decaf in the wrong pot…”

1. ” … in Jesus’ name. Amen.”